Bitcoin self-custody consulting

Move from crypto speculation to Bitcoin you actually own.

Private 1:1 guidance to get off exchanges, into Bitcoin, and into self-custody you control: the right hardware, a tested backup, and an inheritance plan built to outlive you. I never touch your funds.

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Dimitri Chantitch, Bitcoin self-custody consultant

Dimitri Chantitch

Bitcoin self-custody consultant · Founder of CustodySchool

  • Holding my own keys since 2017
  • Bitcoin-only since 2022
  • Open-source tools only
  • I never touch your funds
  • Multisig, Coldcard, SeedSigner & node setup
The blockchain trilemma

Pick two. You can't have all three.

Start here, because this is the whole reason to sell your crypto and buy Bitcoin. Vitalik Buterin named it himself: every base layer trades off decentralization, scalability, and security, and none can max all three at once. What a project refuses to give up is what it really is. Tap two corners and see.

Decentralization Scalability Security

Tap any two corners.

Want to know which two your stack actually has? Let's look together.

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Why your crypto is broken

Broken by design, not by accident.

Brutal on the mechanics, never on you for holding them. Every one of these is verifiable in public.

01 — Premine

Insiders started ahead of you

Founders and venture funds held a large pre-allocated stake before the public could buy a single unit. You weren't early. You were the buyer they were waiting for.

Why Bitcoin wins →
₿ Bitcoin

Bitcoin had no premine and no insider allocation. A fair launch no one could front-run.

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02 — Unlocks

You are the exit liquidity

Team and investor tokens vest on a schedule. Each unlock dumps fresh supply into the demand that retail provides.

Why Bitcoin wins →
₿ Bitcoin

No allocations means no unlock cliffs. Nobody is scheduled to dump on you.

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03 — Control

Someone can change the rules

A founder, a foundation, or a validator cartel can alter issuance, pause the chain, or reverse transactions. It has happened on major networks.

Why Bitcoin wins →
₿ Bitcoin

No one can change Bitcoin's rules against the network — including the people who built it.

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04 — Supply

The cap is a marketing slide

Many alts change issuance by vote or decree. A supply cap you can edit is not scarcity, it is a promise from people who profit by breaking it.

Why Bitcoin wins →
₿ Bitcoin

Fixed at 21 million, enforced by every node. The number cannot be moved.

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05 — Counterparty

It depends on a company surviving

The token's value rests on a team, its funding, and ongoing development. When the company fades, the chain rots beneath you.

Why Bitcoin wins →
₿ Bitcoin

No company to fail, no team to fund, no roadmap to abandon. It just runs.

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06 — Exit

The screen price isn't the exit price

In a real downturn, altcoin liquidity vanishes. The number is still on the screen, but the bids are gone.

Why Bitcoin wins →
₿ Bitcoin

The most liquid, most recognized exit in the market. Move while the door is open.

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No coping

These are not investments.
You are the exit liquidity.

Strip away the community, the memes, and the roadmap and it is the same machine every time. Insiders and early money cash out, and the late buyer, you, is who they cash out into. Some hide it better than others. Not one of them is money. Every one of them bleeds to Bitcoin over time.

ETHEthereumPremined, uncapped, and they rewrote the ledger when insiders got hacked.

A large 2014 premine, no supply cap, and a chain that reversed its own history the moment the wrong people lost money. "Decentralized" right up until it was inconvenient. Money you can edit and unwind is not money. It is a database with a marketing team.

SOLSolanaInsider bags, repeated outages, a chain you cannot even verify.

Heavy insider and venture allocation dumped into retail demand, a network that has gone fully offline more than once, and hardware so demanding you cannot run a node to check it yourself. You are trusting a company's database and paying a token tax for the privilege.

XRPXRPOne company's token, sold by that company, into every rally.

Controlled and distributed by a single company sitting on an enormous stash it sells into strength. The price moves on press releases and court dates, not on anything you actually own. Pre-IPO equity with none of the rights and all of the dilution.

HYPEHyperliquidA casino chip for one exchange. "No VC" does not make it money.

No venture round, fine. It is still a bet that one trading venue stays popular forever, secured by a handful of validators, with team tokens unlocking for years. The day the table goes cold, the chip is worth exactly what the table says. A loyal crowd is not a monetary policy.

KASKaspaFair launch, melting ice cube.

Fairly launched, sure. It still prints new supply forever and runs on a security budget a fraction of Bitcoin's, which makes it cheap to attack and cheaper to ignore. Fair does not mean scarce, and it does not mean safe. You fairly bought something that erodes.

DOGEDogecoinA joke people are holding as a retirement plan.

No cap, ever, minting roughly five billion fresh coins a year, forever. It was created as a parody of exactly this, and a generation is now bag-holding the punchline. Infinite supply is the opposite of savings.

Pick any coin that is not Bitcoin and follow the money. It ends in the same place every time, and it is never you. Bitcoin is the only one with no one sitting on the other side of your trade.

Technology vs protocol

A coin is a technology. Money is a protocol.

Technology ships versions, chases features, and gets obsoleted by the next release. A protocol is a fixed standard the world quietly agrees on and builds on, with no CEO, no roadmap, and no upgrade that breaks last year. Money wants to be a protocol: neutral rails that never move, not a product a team keeps reinventing.

TCP/IPHTTPSMTPthe meterthe second
Technology

A product you hold

  • Versions, roadmaps, and a team shipping the next upgrade.
  • Competes on speed, features, and narrative.
  • Forked, rebranded, and eventually abandoned.
  • Worth less the moment something newer ships.

This is what every altcoin sells: better tech, until the next better tech.

Protocol

The rails everything builds on

  • One fixed standard, with no team to ship it or kill it.
  • Doesn't change to chase trends. That is the entire point.
  • Stable enough to denominate a life, a will, a generation.
  • Everything else gets built on top of it, in layers.

TCP/IP never 10x'd. It became the thing everything needs. That is the job money has.

The one that's different

Bitcoin isn't a better crypto.
It's a different category.

Everything that's wrong with your altcoins is something Bitcoin structurally does not have. This is where doubt turns into conviction.

No premine

No founder stash, no insider round. The fairest launch in the history of money, and it can never be redone.

Fixed at 21 million

An absolute, unchangeable supply cap enforced by every node on earth. Real scarcity, not a marketing claim.

No one in charge

No company, no CEO, no foundation that can freeze it, inflate it, or shut it down. Truly neutral money.

You can verify it

Run your own node on cheap hardware and confirm every rule yourself. You never have to trust a third party's word.

Final settlement

Send value anywhere on earth and have it settle with no permission, no intermediary, and no reversal.

Sixteen years of uptime

Through hacks, crashes, bans, and bear markets, the network has never stopped. Survival is the track record.

Owning it is step one. Holding it right is the work.

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Why now

"The exit is open now. In the crash it slams shut, and your coins become a price with no buyers."

Altcoins do not just fall in a downturn, their liquidity evaporates. The screen still shows a number, but the bids are gone and the door you meant to walk through is bolted. The people who move to Bitcoin do it while the market is calm and deep. The people who wait become the cautionary tale. Waiting feels safe. It is the most expensive thing you can do.

What this actually is

I teach you to hold your own Bitcoin, properly.

Private, 1:1, on your own devices, with open-source tools only. You walk away with a complete self-custody setup you control and understand, not a folder of links you will never open.

  • Your Bitcoin moved off the exchange and into keys only you control.
  • A hardware wallet, or a multisig, chosen and configured for your situation.
  • Your backup done the right way, and a recovery drill you have personally passed.
  • An inheritance plan so your family can actually access it if something happens to you.
  • The understanding to verify and manage all of it yourself.
Step 1

Book the free review

Thirty minutes. We map where your assets sit today and what needs to change.

Step 2

Get a fixed quote

You know the exact scope and price before you commit to anything.

Step 3

Build it together

Live sessions on your own devices. Your keys never leave your hands.

Step 4

Verify before we finish

We are not done until you have personally passed a tested recovery drill.

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Why guidance

You can learn this from YouTube.
Most people who try lose money doing it.

A tutorial is generic. Your keys are not. Self-custody is the rare thing where getting it 95% right still loses everything. These are the mistakes guidance exists to prevent.

Untested backups

A seed written down wrong, or never test-restored, fails at the one moment you need it. We prove yours works before we finish.

A single point of failure

One device, one location, one mistake from total loss. We build redundancy that fits your situation, not a generic checklist.

No inheritance plan

Most self-taught setups die with the owner. We build a plan so your family can actually access your Bitcoin.

Scams aimed at beginners

Fake wallets, phishing, address-swapping malware, and "support" that drains you. We set up the habits that shut these down.

The wrong tradeoffs

Singlesig, multisig, passphrase, hardware choice: the right answer depends on your amount and threat model, not a video's.

The irreversible mistake

There is no support line and no undo in Bitcoin. The point of guidance is one experienced set of eyes before anything is permanent.

Skip the expensive mistakes. Get it done right, once.

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One step

Get your Bitcoin off exchanges and into your own hands.

Start with a free 30-minute security review. We will look at how your assets are held today, talk through moving to Bitcoin, and map exactly how to secure it. No pressure, no obligation either way.

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Fixed, one-time prices quoted on the call. Never a percentage of your holdings. No subscriptions.

Do you ever have access to my Bitcoin?

No. Never. Every step happens on your own devices. Your seed phrase is never shared, never requested, and never typed where anyone else can see it. Open-source, verifiable tools only.

How much does it cost?

The 30-minute review is free. Every package is a fixed, one-time price quoted before you commit. You never pay a percentage of your holdings, and there are no subscriptions.

What happens to my Bitcoin if something happens to me?

Without a plan, your family may be unable to access it at all. Inheritance and recovery planning is a core part of the work.

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